Ahhhh, Nature...


#10: Brown Recluse Spiders! One word summarizes my fear: necrosis. Necrosis, people!
Recommend instead: Eight Legged RyePA 


#9: Deadly Sea Wasps. Again, necrosis, AND potential cardiovascular failure.
Recommend instead: Victory At Sea


#8: Coral Snakes. Necrosis and cardiovascular failure are the least of your problems with this guy. He paralyzes your respiratory system so that you suffocate.
Recommend instead: Snake Venom (because how can you not at least try a beer that is 67.5% ABV?)


#7: Great White Sharks. Did you know they can remove 20-30 pounds of flesh with one bite? Neither did I until now!!! THANKS, GOOGLE!
Recommend instead: Dogfish Head's 90 Minute IPA


#6: Poison Dart Frogs. Touch it - boom! You're dead.
Recommend instead: Hoppin' Frog's D.O.R.I.S.


#5: Heights. WORLD OF NO!
Recommend instead: Falling Down Beer Company's 10 Mile Brown


#4: Wildfires. Clearly a drag.
Recommend instead: Firestone Walker's Wookey Jack


#3: Floods. Anyone in Lyons, Colorado can attest to how much these suck.
Recommend instead: Oskar Blues' TenFidy


#2: Flesh Eating Bacteria. And we're back to necrosis.
Recommend instead: Zombie Dust

I will spare you the image here. It sucks. 


#1: Kimye. How are these people considered newsworthy by our society?
Recommend instead: Easy Street Wheat


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