Ahhhh, Nature...

 

#10: Brown Recluse Spiders! One word summarizes my fear: necrosis. Necrosis, people!
Recommend instead: Eight Legged RyePA 

 

#9: Deadly Sea Wasps. Again, necrosis, AND potential cardiovascular failure.
Recommend instead: Victory At Sea

 

#8: Coral Snakes. Necrosis and cardiovascular failure are the least of your problems with this guy. He paralyzes your respiratory system so that you suffocate.
Recommend instead: Snake Venom (because how can you not at least try a beer that is 67.5% ABV?)

 

#7: Great White Sharks. Did you know they can remove 20-30 pounds of flesh with one bite? Neither did I until now!!! THANKS, GOOGLE!
Recommend instead: Dogfish Head's 90 Minute IPA

 

#6: Poison Dart Frogs. Touch it - boom! You're dead.
Recommend instead: Hoppin' Frog's D.O.R.I.S.

 

#5: Heights. WORLD OF NO!
Recommend instead: Falling Down Beer Company's 10 Mile Brown

 

#4: Wildfires. Clearly a drag.
Recommend instead: Firestone Walker's Wookey Jack

 

#3: Floods. Anyone in Lyons, Colorado can attest to how much these suck.
Recommend instead: Oskar Blues' TenFidy

 

#2: Flesh Eating Bacteria. And we're back to necrosis.
Recommend instead: Zombie Dust

I will spare you the image here. It sucks. 

 

#1: Kimye. How are these people considered newsworthy by our society?
Recommend instead: Easy Street Wheat

 

Credits: https://sites.google.com/site/venomousdangerous/home 

http://sandboxtests.blogspot.com/2007_02_01_archive.html

http://science.howstuffworks.com/nature/natural-disasters/wildfire2.htm

http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/13/us/flooding-colorado/

http://pagesix.com/2014/03/22/readers-blast-kim-kardashian-vogue-cover/ 


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